The Fleet Files: #9

 After our last few encounters, and honestly I still can’t figure out how come the Federation has so many pirate problems in its closest home sectors. Mind you we had to put into dry dock for more repairs dealing with such. The entire crew was disembarked for about two weeks and came back to this starship travesty. The Starfleet Corps of engineers condemned the superstructure of our vessel and in a Frankenstein-like freak show menagerie attached the lower hull bits of a Centaur class. Seriously, Miranda primary hull centaur everything else, it looks like the ship has warp nacelles and pylons hanging off its balls.

I let that sink in for a moment, before I say that now we must explore the galaxy looking like we’re trying to teabag the universe. Someone in Starfleet command does not like me or my crew, and has a sick sense of humor. My first officer seems to find this funny and suggest that if we have to ram anyone at least we can try and ram them with the secondary hull. Honestly this old tug probably would do that then catch fire then explode but what a sick way to get rid of an enemy…perhaps  we should try that on that Admiral B’vat guy when I fight him next.

[OOC Note: Star Trek Online is provided by way of Cryptic Studios and Perfect World Entertainment. The images used in ‘The Fleet Files’ are sourced from the author’s own in-game screenshots and edited for ease of viewing. As a warning The main character is at times abrasive and often prone to derogatory and vulgar language. These are the private log files of an ill-tempered Andorian officer in Starfleet. ]